8 eras. A story of chaos.
Each era brings new mechanics, real historical events rewritten with satire, and a black swan waiting for you at the end.
A satirical tycoon where the market always wins. Real trading mechanics rewritten with dark humor: you'll win, you'll feel like a genius, and then you'll get liquidated.
From Bitcoin at $0.003 to the FTX collapse. Each era unlocks new mechanics and events based on real history.
Real-time OHLC chart with RSI and SMA. Order book, multiple timeframes, and a market that doesn't forgive.
Whitepaper, Influencer or Rug Pull. Pick your strategy, live with the consequences, and pray the SEC looks the other way.
Long or Short. Isolated or Cross. Liquidation doesn't warn you — one bad trade and it's all gone, including your dignity.
Yield pools, liquidity pools, and the Degen Pool for those who never learn. 12,000% APR — what could go wrong.
Gives you advice. Sometimes right. Sometimes sells you a "successful trading" course right after liquidating you.
A narrative story with real anchors to understand how the chaos was built. And a competitive sandbox to prove you would have done better.
8 eras from 2010 to 2022. Historical Price Anchors guide the market. Survive the Mt. Gox hack, the Terra/Luna collapse, and the FTX bankruptcy.
No price anchor — pure chaos. Starting price $100,000. Point system with multipliers by difficulty and mechanics used. Deterministic seeds.
Each era brings new mechanics, real historical events rewritten with satire, and a black swan waiting for you at the end.
Four archetypes. Four playstyles. Four different ways to lose everything. Each with unique stats and mechanics.
Sin ventajas. Puro instinto. Para los que no necesitan ayuda para perder.
Hardware superior. Le gusta el DeFi. Entiende los smart contracts. No entiende las emociones.
Sus memecoins vuelan. Los reguladores lo miran. Un error y se lo comen.
Capital inicial ×2. Sin leverage — "los créditos son para los pobres". Más plata, menos idea.
HUD inspired by real exchanges. No tutorial arrows — you'll learn to trade the hard way.
Same seed = same market. Share your seed, challenge your friends to the same scenario and prove you're not paper hands.